Albert & Alfred

I have a pair of resident pigeons which I've adopted as Albert and Alfred. I don't know which is which and for all I know, they could be Alberta and Alfreda. Every day they'll be sitting by my windows coo-ing. (Cheeky thinks that the tree is sort of like a birds' lavatory. They perch. They poop. They fly.) Lately, we've taken to putting breadcrumbs on the window sill. Okay, okay, I've taken to putting breadcrumbs.... (Mr. G said not to make it a regular thing. He thinks they look overweight as it is). Since pets aren't allowed in the apartment and the birds are in their natural habitat, I don't think I'm breaking any rules here.